Craving
the Order-Out Tomato Sauce
A confession
Dear
friends and readers have you ever had a ravenous craving that springs up out of
nowhere at 10:30 am or 2:30 pm (or some such inter-mealtime)? An urge so bizarre
and specific that if you were pregnant people would raise their eyes and say
knowingly: “ah, a craving!” But you are not, and they don’t.
Today
I was ravenous for pizza sauce. But not just any kind of pizza sauce, I craved
the pizza sauce that seems to be created especially for lower-end-of-moderate-to-moderately-priced
pizza joints like Dominos, Garbonzo’s (review pending), Pizza Hotline, or
Boston Pizza. There is something very special about those pizza sauces. They
are rich and thick and bright tomato red. Compare this to my home made tomato
sauce, which is pale red or even yellowy-orange, acidic, and tastes like the
spices I add to it, and you might not be surprised I crave good ol’ tomato
sauce once and a while. It finds my food addiction spot and activates it like
lab rat with a food reward scheme.
So
what could possibly make it different?
Here
are some guesses:
-
Tons
of Sugar
-
Garlic
Powder (for that zip)
-
Not
a lot of spices (oregano? Maybe a bit of basil?)
-
Lots
of Tomato Paste
-
Chunked
Tomatoes
-
Salt
My brother
suggested adding carrots (which is what he does). The internet also suggested adding
MSG. However, Dominos saves us the trouble of asking. They supply the ingredients
to their sauce online. (Drum roll please):
Tomatoes,
Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Carrot Puree [Kudos to my brother!],
Onions, Celery Puree, Romano and Parmesan Cheese, Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Butter,
Spices [I assume they are oregano, basil, maybe parsley], Chicken Base [Dang! Another
reason I am a bad vegetarian] (Chicken including: natural chicken juices, salt,
chicken fat, sugar, maltodextrin, hydrolyzed corn gluten, dried whey, natural
flavoring, yeast extract, turmeric for colour), olive oil, citric acid, xanthan
gum.
The xanthan gum
probably keeps sauce thick. The chicken base also probably adds thickness, but
it also probably adds the umami (i.e meatiness). My panel of judges (me, my brother, a chef
friend, and my wife) predicted 7 of the 28 ingredients (a solid 25%). I guess
the thing I wasn't expecting was the chicken Base and, more interestingly, the
celery puree.
Ultimately,
these tomato sauces are a guilt trip for me because they don’t taste like
anything I have made, or know how to make, so I grudgingly call them fake and
feel guilty when I order them. But they are real tomato sauces because there
are definitely tomatoes in the recipe.
So I guess I will just have to try
adding some of these things to my sauce and see what happens.
Until Next Time,
A